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American Idiot?
Good Morning Edinburgh! Yes, the title of this little column is a rip-off of a popular song. ‘The best ideas are stolen …’ says Picasso – and they still worshipped his work. Only the title is lifted…...
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Pieces of Eight
(Read while pretending it’s an experimental short-film collection) Okay. I’m not attending any G8 events. Sue me. I gave out condoms at the onset of AIDS to New York City School kids when the church...
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You’re Dead Now Dance.
HOORAY for the British Airways ground crews that walked off the job last week! Hooray for the Lothian bus workers who pulled a wildcat and finally got their contract, and service, back online. THREE...
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King George, Queen Blair & New York Whores
Hi folks, happy Autumn (UK), Fall (US) – or whatever season you and yours are currently celebrating. A lot has certainly happened since I last tweaked these keys for your Textualities. I am thinking...
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In Defense of Paris: Vive la Résistance!
So last Tuesday, the most productive day of the week, at 3 am, I departed for the republic of France… my first Tuesday in Paris. I had nerves about my lack of the language, how to travel, how to get...
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ADAM! Put down that APPLE… NOW!
I don’t think my Grandfather Land worshipped his tractor. I know my Great-Grandmother Montgomery never bowed to anything man-made, much less a radio. Grandma Belk threw out her TV, and enjoyed peace...
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The Closing of the Western Mind
Splat! What’s that noise? Splat! There it is again – do you hear it? It’s getting closer – Splat – splat! Yeah, that… no it’s not the petrol gauge on your car. SPLAT! Hrmmm… I think it’s the distinct...
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